quantia

This list is currently a work-in-progress.

Numbers in brackets link to various mirrors of each publication.

Anthropology

Horace Miner, 1956, Body Ritual Among the Nacirema, American Anthropologist [1]

Willard Walker, 1970, The Retention of Folk Linguistic Concepts and theti’yčir Caste in Contemporary Nacireman Culture, American Anthropologist [1]

Computer Science

Andrei Broder & Jorge Stolfi, 1984, Pessimal Algorithms and Simplexity Analysis, ACM SIGACT News [1]

Doug Zonker, 2002, Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken, University of Washington [1]

GPT-3, Almira Thunström & Steinn Steingrimmson, Can GPT-3 write an academic paper on itself, with minimal human input? [1]

Peter Vamplew, David Mazières & Eddie Kohler, 2014, Get Me Off Your Fucking Mailing List, International Journal of Advanced Computer Technology [1]

Economics

Paul A. Samuelson, 1979, Why We Should Not Make Mean Log of Wealth Big Though Years To Act Are Long, MIT Press [1] [2]

Gregor W. Smith, 2006, Japan’s Phillips Curve Looks Like Japan, Queen’s University [1]

Jonathan Swift, 1792, A Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of Poor People in Ireland, from Being a Burden on their Parents or Country, and for Making them Beneficial to the Publick. [1] [2]

Literature

Star, 2002, Notes Towards the Complete Works of Shakespeare [1]

Medicine

2015, Maternal Kisses Are Not Effective in Alleviating Minor Childhood Injuries (Boo-boos): A Randomized, Controlled and Blinded Study, Journal of Evaluation in Clinical Practice [1]

Gordon Smith & Jill Pell, 2003, Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma related to gravitational challenge: systematic review of randomised controlled trials, British Medical Journal [1]

Mackenzie Wehner et. al., 2015, Plenty of moustaches but not enough women: cross sectional study of medical leaders, British Medical Journal [1]

Trisha Greenhalgh, 2003, PIGPEN therapy for head lice, British Medical Journal

Metascience

Cyril Labbé, 2010, Ike Antkare one of the great stars in the scientific firmament, [1] [2]

Neurology

Craig Bennett, Abigail Baird, Michael Miller & George Wolford, 2009, Neural correlates of interspecies perspective taking in the post-mortem Atlantic Salmon: An argument for multiple comparisons correction, NeuroImage [1]

Philosophy

David Efird, 2010, Is Timothy Williamson a Necessary Existent?, Modality: Metaphysics, Logic, and Epistemology [1]

Saul Smilansky, 2020, Should We Sacrifice The Utilitarians First?, The Philosophical Quarterly [1]

Physics

Alan Sokal, 1996, Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity, Social Text [1]

Christoph Bartneck, 2016, Atomic Energy will have been made available to a single source, International Conference on Atomic and Nuclear Physics [1]

Ivan Timokhin & Artem Mishchenko, 2020, Novel approach to Room Temperature Superconductivity problem [1]

Sabina Sagynbayeva et. al., 2022, First Detections of Exop(lan)ets: Observations and Follow-Ups of the Floofiest Transits on Zoom [1]